MIAMI! ... is very scary, and so is the airport. So the night that I had to stay by myself at the airport hotel I locked myself in my room and ordered room service and watched Twilight.

For anyone who thinks they don´t need to know spanish to get around in the United States has never been to the Miami airport. Not only was room service en espanol, but the directions for long distance calling, and most of the shops within the airport. I literally had to go to the front desk and mime a salmon caesar salad. (no easy task thank you very much).